La Casa De-Escalation Community Service Departments
Some states are agreeing to defund the police departments.
While some living in low-income apartments.
Are saying it's the worst thing to defund police departments.
You're making us open targets in our own apartments.
Thank you for calling La Casa De-Escalation Community Service Departments.
If you speak Spanish Press 1
If you speak Arabic Press 2
If you speak English Press 3 (There's a long waiting period for English speaking, be prepared to hold for 30 min.)
Press 1 for Attempted Murder
Press 2 for Robbery
Press 3 for Arson
Press 4 To report a theft
Press 5 for Rape
Press 6 If you're a Democrat
Press 7 If you're a Republican ( If Republican defend yourself and hang up, we don't have time for you!)
And if we're too late hang up the phone.
Your counselor will soon be with you to talk you through the escalation of the problem.
Be sure and admit it's all your fault to the assailant. And be sure and give him/her whatever they want. And to show your humbleness bow down and offer to massage their feet. Because you know being an assailant isn't an easy job. We suggest that you become submissive to his/her needs. We don't want them walking out feeling self-conscience.
Thank you for calling the Community Department. We work hard to protect our social community.
P. Kelley
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